24 February 2008
Canberra Show
Watson, ACT
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Okay, this is the post where I try to catch you all up on the amazing number of new critters I have encountered personally since arriving in Australia. Then I’ll go on to talk about my morning here at the Canberra Show (country fair). My most constant companions in Canberra are the birds. I’ll have to go back and have a look at my Sydney Botanic Gardens post to track down what I saw there (they’ll show up under “critters”), but here in Canberra I am quite clear about what I see (and hear) every day.
First there are the magpies. They are shaped like crows only they are black and white patchwork. There are also what I call mini-magpies. These ones are more the size of robins, but are the same patchwork black and white. There are even magpie geese. I saw them at the platypus pond in Tidbinbilla. They are the size of Canadian geese, but are, you guessed it, black and white patchwork. I don’t quite understand the evolutionary principles here. Australia isn’t really very black or white.
Another batch of fellows that I see everyday on my way to and fro are the galahs (ga-LAH). I thought they were parrots at first. They are shaped like that – rounded head and rounded beak. They are goofballs. They are pink with grey tails and a bit of whitish fluff on the tops of their heads. Apparently they’ve become a jesting term for folks who are being silly, “You’re being such a galah!”
The most irrepressible of my feathered friends are the cockatoos. They are the ones that sound like geese being strangled. They are crazy loud and travel around in large packs. The pack on my bike route is about two dozen or more. They are screaming white, big (more than a foot from crown to claw) and even bigger when they get their bright yellow plumage up on the top of their heads. They’ve been frustrating in that I see them all the time, but don’t have my camera when they are on the ground and can’t get close enough when I do have the camera. They are crazy when they fly about as they will fly quite fast and then just grab onto a wire or branch and go round and round it like a gymnast on the high bar or a trapeze artist. It’s hysterical. I’ve thrown up a couple of photos on Flickr, but there is just simply no way to transmit the experience of being in the presence of a pack of cockatoos.
I’ve seen black swans, at least a dozen different kinds of ducks, and a couple of wading type birds. I’ve seen a blue fairy wren – the most brilliant blue you’ve ever seen – and parakeets so bright I nearly drove my bike into a bush. I’ve seen emus and kangaroos. A giant rabbit (a very large hare I suppose). Fruit bats (flying foxes – yes they are that big). And the adorable little bushtail possums – who are also apparently the ones running around on my tin roof in the middle of the night. And these were all in the wild (well, semi-urban wild for most of them) – not a zoo.
Now this morning I’ve been at the Canberra Show and have seen a host of other animals – except horses: Australia’s got a nasty equine flu going around and all horses are strictly quarantined and prohibited from transport of any kind. But there were bunches other livestock including cows and sheep and goats and dogs and alpacas! I’m a huge fan of the alpaca. They are so adorable. And there were dozens and dozens of them.
The first thing I did was go to the circus – the 20 minute mini-circus. There was a hoops girl, a contortionist, a juggler, and an aerial acrobat – not much, but this is a small country fair. I watched the sheepherding competitions – one dog herds a dozen sheep through various gates and pens and obstacle courses. Some of the dogs were very impressive – no barking, no nipping, just staring really intensely and the sheep would go where the dog wanted them too. Of course sheep are easily intimidated, but it was still pretty impressive. And when the sheep got stubborn, the dog would just jump on top of the pile of them and walk over their backs to get to the one that was holding up the works and bite their ear. I also got to see some sheep-shearing, complete with full band accompaniment and a milking demonstration (milking machine, not person milking). There was also a wood-chopping competition which I tried to get photos of, but every time I came round again they were setting up for the next event. I missed the “crocodile encounters” somehow.
The petting zoo (farmyard nursery) was terrific – there were baby chicks being born from their eggs and slightly older ones swimming around. There were piglets having lunch on one of the biggest sows I’ve seen, and playing with each other. There were some donkeys and a giant chinchilla along with other rabbits and guinea pigs and all kinds of exotic (to me) birds. Unfortunately, the things in the cages were really hard to take decent photos of. And some standard sheep, goats, etc. There were also camel rides with some very resigned looking camels.
This was a classic country fair so there were competitions for vegetables and flowers as well as for the livestock. There were also winners in breads, pies, preserves, honey and that lot. There were even competitions for the best “scene” made from fruits and vegetables and from flowers – the flower ones were very large (6 foot square, and one was probably 8 feet high). There were also some interesting crafts. I took a few photos of beadwork and embroidery, but it was so intricate I really didn’t have the right camera to show it off (or I haven’t learned how to use the one I have properly). The photo of a couple of women spinning wool came out alright though. I also found a brand of clothing (a very expensive brand of clothing) called “Slade”!
Then it was off to the midway, not really that different from any midway in America – same rides (they even had the Zipper! – Slade’s favourite…), same nasty food. There were a couple of new nasty treats that seemed somewhat Australian so I had to try them. One was the Dagwood Dog. This is similar to a corn dog, only instead of the dog on stick being battered with cornbread and deep fried, it is battered with something akin to pancake batter and deep fried (not any better). The girl asked if I wanted it dipped in tomato sauce and I thought, hmm, that might be interesting. Of course she meant ketchup – my surprise. I also kept seeing signs for waffles with cream. I wasn’t sure what kind of cream. Ice cream would be great, sour cream or clotted cream wouldn’t even be too bad, but it was whipped cream. Many of you know I’m not a fan of whipped cream (except, I guess, when it is homemade and part of Pavolova). So this was like a wafer ice cream cone with bad whipped cream in it. Blech. I was very disappointed, and didn’t eat it. Oh well.
The midway even had a “sideshow” – or so I thought. They had all these signs on the outside: “headless woman” “half man-half woman” “1/4 woman” “flea circus” – so I was dying to figure out how they would manage all that in today’s modern world of political incorrectness in the exploitation of freaks. But it was a “museum” of the history of side shows. LAME! The only live thing they had was a cage of mice with toys that looked like carnival rides. One mouse was making the tiny ferris wheel go. If I’d paid money I would have felt cheated. Thank goodness it was free. There were a few new things for me – the trampoline ride (kids in harnesses jumping on trampolines going 20-30 feet in the air) looked super-fun, and I found giant sticks of licorice over a foot long – crazy! The Aussies are crazy about skin cancer and there were “free sunscreen” tables all over the fair. The mantra around here is “Slip, Slop, Slap” – “Slip on a shirt, Slop on some sunscreen, Slap on a hat.”
So this is what I’ve been doing while many of you have been shoveling. Ha, ha!
And now it’s such a lovely summer day I might go for another bike ride. Ta-ta…
Caryn
p.s. I *did* go for a ride and on the way saw a turtle shell on the side of the road (so there are turtles here) and a good-sized lizard (image in with critters). I also saw some folks para-boarding (or some such thing) on Lake Burley Griffin. Basically they’ve got a snow-board (only for water) and a big rectangular sail and the wind pulls them up out of the water and down the lake and they surf the waves. It got very windy today. Easy to ride east, not so coming home west – straight into the wind (enough for white caps on the lake). AND I got a flat. Unbelievable! Got a flat in my other tire last Sunday. Maybe I won’t ride on Sundays anymore. It’s thorns. Lucky for me there was a bike hire shop on the lake that was still open and they were kind enough to help me out. They pulled about a half dozen thorns out of my tire. Tiny little thorns, but SO strong. But now I’ve got the thorn-buster tires on both front and back so hopefully I won’t have a flat next week.